Dumb octuplet lady.
Dumb octuplet lady's doctor. They are really giving ART some god-awful press and people are too stupid to decipher reality vs. obscure idiocy!
Here I am trying to stick my head in the sand. I'm covering my ears and closing my eyes, and going "blah, blah, blah, I can't hear you!" My friend said that it's best that I skipped watching the interview because it would have fired me up. To which my reaction was, "moi? fired up?"
And then I go to get my beta. You know, the one I couldn't get last week because I was all hot-n-busy with the flu. Now I have Laryngitis, btw. yea, fun times!
Sooooo's I goes and getz me a beta.
Mind you, I am already pissed off because I had to first go to the R.E.'s office, wait 15 minutes for the flippin' lab slip, then hop in the car and drive to the stupid cheezzzzy lab place.
And I guess I'm a dummy, because I'm all griping about why I have to have the lab work there anyway (because my insurance is run by abuncha cheap bastards). And so, after I tell her it's for the reproductive center, the redneck phlobotmist (is she qualified for that title even?), asks if I'm going to have eight babies like that lady in California.
I don't know if she even got the whole "shuuuuuddup you stupid fucktard! Did you notice that my lab slip was for a MISSED ABORTION?" look I gave her.
You know the look.
So then I slammed her to the ground and stomped on her, and immediately felt better.*
And then I went to California and whacked that octuplet lady upside the head.
And stole one of her babies. All I need is one, ya know.
And made it home in time for Oprah.** :P
* Let me know if you believe that.
** Or those.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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Okay, I'm not sure if this post was supposed to make me laugh or not, but when I got to the word, fucktard...I couldn't hold it in. LOL...LOL
((HUGS))
Oi vey. You're a better woman than I am. I'd've stolen two of those babies. One and a spare. And Oprah gives me hives.
Seriously, I wish you had slammed her to the ground & stomped her. Some folks just need stompin', & it sure sounds like she's one of 'em.
Take care, sweetie. I'm with the previous poster - didn't want to laugh, because I'd've been so righteously pissed off that I wouldn't have been able to write such a funny post, but damn, you're hilarious. Hang in there, and let me know if you find any spare octuplets lying around. If you do, steal one for me, willya?
This is not funny but soooo funny.
Damned that crazy-eight lady and what she's done to us.
My jaw is still dropped. That has to be one of the most appauling things a fucktard has ever said.
I hope you got some satisfaction of at least visualizing kicking her ass.
I hear you on the octuplet lady. I had even my best friend questioning my IVF beliefs last night. I guess at least it is getting people talking.
And PJ, you so deserve to feel better soon.
I love this post. I kinda want to marry it. Got back in tome for Oprah. Bahahaha!!!
nice very nice - she did deserve to get slammed.
Fucktard is the best word I've heard lately. Hee hee. I love it!
***I wouldn't blame you one bit for doing either one of those things. I can't believe the nerve of that phlebotomist. What a jerk.
Hugs.
You are so funny and this post just makes me want to hug you!
So sorry about the phlebotomist who is clearly an idiot and deserved the stomping you gave her (even if it wasn't out loud).
BTW, whenever I see "phlebotomist" I'm always reminded of the word "lobotomy." Sounds like the fucktard had one of those.
he he he... thank god for our ability to laugh in situations which really suck :)
It's crazy how much I hate the baby hoarder. On the news tonight some religious guy was talkinga bout how IVF is so wrong because people just pick out the blonde blue eyed kids to have and then throw away the rest of the embryos...
WTF. My thought was...gee, I wish it was that easy. I wish you could pick out an embryo and know that it was the perfect one, the one that would turn into a baby and know that it would implant and know that it would continue to grow.
ARRGGHHH...fertiles are so stupid.
Oh wow. . . Can't belive the redneck said that to you! I can't believe the octuplet's mom's story too. Unreal! I also would be content with just one. Hope you are feeling better. :-D
Yes, I think most "phlebotomists" that work in labs all went to the same fucktard school. I would have kicked her ass into next week!
BAH on Oprah!
Fucktard is a popular word with me. I tend to use it alot now that I'm pregnant. Must be the hormones.
Hey while your in Cali grab a couple extra babies for our friends.
I can't believe she said that. You need to call the lab and report her statement. That is beyond the doubt one of the most unprofessional comments I think anyone could have sad. Especially given the circumstances for which you were there.
Please, please call and report her!!!!!!!
((((Hugs)))))
I watched the interview. And I was amazed at my ability to NOT punch the computer screen.
I was seething mad after watching it. Stupid baby hoarder!
And once again PJ, you are a far better woman than I. I would have verbally pimp slapped the douche bag drawing my blood.
Hugs!
I think I would have ripped the blood sucking needle out of my arm and proceeded to shove it into her neck! Fucktard is right!
This post is so funny though! You have such a good sense of humor and are able to rise above the fucktards of america! lol!
Seriously, PJ, write Lab Ho up. If the bitch can't read a dx on a slip, she should at least learn to shut her trap. Her supervisors should know she's making inappropriate remarks.
It's for her own safety: another crack like that and she'll loose more of them teeth.
Octomom is insane. Quite literally. I pity her kids profoundly.
Hope you don't have to go back to the bloodsuckers until FET time.
PJ, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. I won't even start on the octuplet lady as I have already bitched about her enough.....and I am with you on just needing one of those....and hell, I even have medical insurance that could cover the costs of the hospital bill....and a job to put food on the table.....and a brain in my head.....I digress.....
Sorry for the shitty day, but thanks for the smile. Hope you are feeling better soon.
PJ, this made me laugh really hard. If I'd been drinking anything, it would all be a fine mist over the Macbook right now. Thankfully, I was not drinking anything.
Hope that things start getting better soon, starting with never seeing that fucktard ever again.
What a stupid lab lady! What a stupid octuplet mom! What a stupid ignorant world sometimes. She is giving ART a bad name. I hear she's a freak who gets plastic surgery to look more like Angelina Jolie. How can she be on welfare and afford mulitple IVFs and a nose job? I guess the taxpayers payed for both.
love it. i've been pining for baby H myself. she didn't even know it was there - would she really miss it?
mo
Oh, god, I'm so sorry! I had my own unbelievable "octuplet" comment this week, but NOTHING as bad as this. What an ass.
I love your spirit and that you can laugh (and be so hilarious) through this. Take care!!
Ah, your doctor was good to have told you insurance wouldn't cover it. We had it done without knowing that insurance wouldn't touch it and it wasn't cheap, but it was still peace of mind. Ignore me and block any future comments if I'm sounding like a complete and utter buttinsky, but maybe your doc could put a special code on the order and you could have it done anyway? Regardless, i'm anxious to hear how the tests come out.
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